Frauds & Fearful Citizens

Try calling anyone in India these days – your chartered accountant, your daughter, your dentist – and before the first ring, you’re ambushed by a govt issued voice note warning you about digital scams. It drones on with the cadence of a Sanskrit recital stuck in bureaucratic purgatory. “Satark rahein,” it begins solemnly. And satark…

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Why India Keeps Suffering Stampedes

The descent of Royal Challengers Bengaluru’s IPL celebration into tragedy last week, has once again underscored the perils of inadequate crowd management, a long-standing issue in a densely populated country like India. What should have been a moment of pride and festivity quickly descended into chaos, revealing critical gaps in planning, foresight, and execution. Managing…

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Holiday CRush

Supposing a song, book, movie pulls a tourist to India, how might this journey go?  Perhaps nothing gladdens an ersatz desi heart more than a Western ode to Indian beauty. All the complexities of that EM Forster novel about that cave are nothing in comparison to how it continues to send the odd traveller our…

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Alpha X-Pals

Trump, Musk & truth about male friendship  Everyone loves a messy celebrity breakup. Brangelina to TomKat to Bennifer, the only thing more voyeuristically entertaining than a supercouple is its bustup. The Trump-Musk lovefest never got its own moniker. But the possibilities – Trelon, Donusk, Elonald – have always been there. At Musk’s farewell press conference…

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Longevity

No one should want to live indefinitely. Here are some of the reasons why. With each year on Earth past a certain age, problems compound. The toes deform, the knees degrade, the hips lose motion, and the back aches. The vagina dries out and the pecker becomes flaccid. The abdomen softens (no matter how many…

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The crucial role of World Food Safety Day

Every year on June 7th, the global community observes World Food Safety Day, a United Nations initiative aimed at raising awareness about the importance of food safety and inspiring action to prevent, detect, and manage foodborne risks. With the theme for 2025 being “Food Safety: Prepare for the Unexpected,” this year’s commemoration focuses on enhancing…

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