Trump it all 

From sea to shining sea, America sees the Don of a new era 

Second Opinion was granted an exclusive interview with the White House.

Second Opinion: Mr President, thank you so much for… 

White House (interrupting): Drop this Mr President crap. Call me by my new title, Mr Permanent Resident.

SO: But doesn’t making yourself the Permanent Resident go against the Constitution?

PR: Heck, no, There’s nothing wrong with my constitution. Cholesterol, BP, all great.

SO: I meant the Constitution of US, the Bill of Rights, and all that. 

PR: The heck with the Bill of Rights. Don’t you know that two rights make a wrong.

SO: I think it’s two wrongs that don’t make a right… 

PR: Rights, wrongs, what’s the diff? Anyways, I’m having a ball with my new sidekick Bibi in Tel Aviv as side by side we kick ass in Iran. 

SO: What happened to your sidekick, Elon? 

PR: He turned out to be a softie, a real Musk melon. So I took him aside and kicked his ass. 

SO: But mightn’t all this sidekicking in Iran lead to World War III? 

PR: World War III? I didn’t know that there’d been I and II. But a good sequel will sure make me a bomb.  

SO: I think World War III will involve bombs of a different sort…But tell us how your plans to make America great again are coming along. 

PR: They’re coming along real swell. Time is making me the Man of the Era. 

SO: Wow! That’s wonderful. When did that happen? 

PR: It happened right after I made Time the MAGAzine of the Era. But now you’re gonna have to excuse me. I gotta go and ICE some illegal immigrants, like this bimbo who was smuggled in from France or someplace, and is carryin’ on about huddled masses yearnin’ to  breathe free.

SO: You’re deporting Liberty? 

PR: Yeah, the Statute of Liberty… 

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